My dog is not your dog!

Ok asshole, just because your neighbour's missing dog looks like my dog, it doesn't mean that I stole her dog! She's not the first person to own a beagle! And since you decided to be so prudent to approach everyone walking their pet beagle, you should probably know that your neighbour's missing dog is a girl. And if you're not blind, my dog has balls.

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There actually is none! I just really like that song from Immaculate Machine.

My latest great idea is for every class I take to make a hit T.V. show so I can learn. Since most of my learning comes through watching such great shows as House, Friends, The Office, How I met your mother and occasionally Flight of the Conchords, I think the university should invest in some quality educational television. 

They could do like Calc P.E. as some kind of calculus drama show like House, except they're using calculus to save people's lives! This week, a building is on the verge of collapse, can Calc use integration to save those people's lives? I guess Economics would have to probably just be a reality T.V. show like the Apprentice except with Econ profs. 

Seriously. Imagine how much fun learning would be, if you could just watch an awesome T.V. show to get what you need to know! Better yet, your class may even be taught by a celebrity who probably doesn't even know what they're doing! If Hugh Laurie made the calc exams, I'm pretty sure everyone would probably do pretty well in class. I mean, he'd probably know as much calculus as the average person, which from what I get is pretty minimal (none).

That ends this week's segment of Another Great Idea by Nicole!

Roomba vs. Dog

Lately I've been obsessed with Roombas or so Rebecca says. I mean, what's not to like about them? They do your chores for you! Only problem is that they're hella expensive! I was debating whether or not I should replace my dog with a Roomba...

Dog

Pros 

• good companion
• quiet food pick up
• comes when called to do food pick up off the floor (or just knows through dog sense)
• only cleans up that area
• free

Cons

• may get sick
• only cleans if food is involved
• needs to be taken outside to 'empty', needs training first
• slobber

Roomba

Pros 

• does not get sick
• you can neglect it and no one will call you out on it
• no training needed for the emptying function

Cons

• has to do a room sweep periodically to clean
• it's hella expensive
• not really a good companion
• probably some noise involved
• not sure how much crap it can hold since it's so small, still needs to be emptied outside though

I think so far, dogs seem like the better choice. Probably because they are less expensive than a Roomba. Maybe I won't get a Roomba for next year.

Phil's not going to get a haircut. I love his candy bar! He's also sick and will tell me that I'm right at some point this week!